Caught out - Alan learns that being nice and lending somebody some running shoes (because the Humble Scribe forgot them) does not pay.
Darkwood - if you are going to wear something with a yukky colour the a dark wood is a good place to wear it
Grotto - Best we dont see their faces
Hangover - The hangover hash is two weeks off but some people are defintely showing signs of pre-Christmas excesses
Instyle - Toilet seat - forgot his shoes - bad case of the runs today
Internash - yet another overseas visitor - China this time - doesn't look out of places - seems to be as lost as the rest of us
LikeSheep - so many people suckered into yet another false trail
LostTrail - Can't find the trail? Good time for a chat and generally mill around
ModCons - 3bd semi, all mod cons, incl. inside lavvy
Mr and Mrs - didn't like the house, loved the loo seat so they nicked it
Outstyle - Honestly, the things some people wear
Pointer - I thought asking the hares the way to go was hashitable
Pru - But it's cold out there - I wan't to stay here in the warm
Shoelace - At last - proof that Simon can tie his shoelace and nobody was watching
Sche must not be allowed to leaf ze kompound
Poles 2 - Where does Can Man find them?
Knackered - must have been a toughie - Alan tries to con us into thinking he'sfitter than the rest
Larf - did you hear the one about...
M-ars-ter - Caution is the right word
Bogoff - don't look now but...
|load of adults shouting their heads off and disturbing the tranquility of an
English Sunday morning
The France Hash
Fairmile bottom hash
two or more dead bodies
nappy green shirt
Milton common chit-chat
Bruce et al in new Downs River
Mr Maisey found guilty
Simon and Robin out in front